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The style?: is one of ludicrous exaggeration; and/or the Jack Vance style of
But GGreer said that is the Australian humour style: enormous hyperbole.
"He was so generous he gave away his arsehole and shat through his ribs."
How are you?
Exhausted by happiness.
Are you learning? Got it all?
Information is gushing towards your brain like a firehose aimed at a teacup.
Scared? well ... he had a superabundance of high weapon-grade trepidation.
Awesomeness and humility. My two strengths.
If you don't wanna die, don't be born.
Your husband is a grumpy, unpleasant alcoholic: why did you marry him?
Well, it saved some other woman from having a rotten life.
I'm an exercise procrastinator
I'm a slimming procrastinator
The chamber of provisional forgetting.
Extradited to the land of no return.
So why did you leave? // How are you?
The utter joy was killing me.
I need to develop a thinker skin.
Dear applicant, you do not fit our current gaps.
RIP = Research in peace
What do you mean it isn't a good résumé?
It's the most expensive they had on eBay!
You don't have the gift of patience.
You have to learn to be patient.
Learn? I want to be patient NOW!
Anxiety Girl! Able to jump to the worst conclusion in a single bound.
My childhood was fine. Then they spat me out into the world.
We are the willing, led by the incompetent to achieve the impossible for the
I'm not sure if they're clapping my presentation
OR because it has finished
No-one is useless. Even the worst can serve as a bad example.
When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it. -- Billy Connolly
You might think internet dating was risky, but ...
"Accidentally pee on a Jaguar's marked tree. Get chased by the jaguar for three
weeks, might sound exciting, actually quite scary."
(See also https://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/blog/fieldworkfail-twitter-users-share-their-research-mishaps.)
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her
turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and
pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to
correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast".
Your argument is sound; nothing but sound.
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